Wednesday, January 20, 2010
43-50-43
No, those are not your daily Triple Pick lotto numbers. Sadly, they are the age(s) of the guy I went on a date with prior to Thanksgiving. I was under the assumption he was 43. Notsomuch. Recently, I ran across his profile with the following information (now) included.
"Please note that I am fifty years old. I initially listed my age as younger because I am not attracted to MOST women in their fifties. I decided to correct it in the registration, but it won't let you after the first two weeks you join. I have run across some fifty-plus women that are in awesome shape, with good energy and an active, athletic lifestyle. I welcome you to please contact me if that is you! I apologize if this seems deceptive but with my lifestyle, activity level, high energy, and fitness, I seek those in a similar place in life. Saves their time as well as mine. Thanks for understanding!"
Douche, party of 1, your table is now available!
He has since removed the disclaimer and his profile age remains 43.
"Please note that I am fifty years old. I initially listed my age as younger because I am not attracted to MOST women in their fifties. I decided to correct it in the registration, but it won't let you after the first two weeks you join. I have run across some fifty-plus women that are in awesome shape, with good energy and an active, athletic lifestyle. I welcome you to please contact me if that is you! I apologize if this seems deceptive but with my lifestyle, activity level, high energy, and fitness, I seek those in a similar place in life. Saves their time as well as mine. Thanks for understanding!"
Douche, party of 1, your table is now available!
He has since removed the disclaimer and his profile age remains 43.
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
Edgar Allen Poe(t)
Thanks to CT for the submission.
What Might Be A spark?
If you this profile haste to hark,
With visions modest,
simply coffee meek,
Or deep romance,
perchance 'tween us to seek,
Adventure siren, bold we may embark!
A date? Fine dinner, rose, and quite a lark,
And maybe forging shared tales unique,
To rival John's and Abigail's mystique, As dearest friends repose the twain.
A spark!
In beauty you do walk, so please me deign, This profile read and do consider thus, A lad who seeks a lass for date or more. One click, some words, his hope you will sustain, To mark your countenance and hopes discuss, All whilst indulge we time to build rapport.
What Might Be A spark?
If you this profile haste to hark,
With visions modest,
simply coffee meek,
Or deep romance,
perchance 'tween us to seek,
Adventure siren, bold we may embark!
A date? Fine dinner, rose, and quite a lark,
And maybe forging shared tales unique,
To rival John's and Abigail's mystique, As dearest friends repose the twain.
A spark!
In beauty you do walk, so please me deign, This profile read and do consider thus, A lad who seeks a lass for date or more. One click, some words, his hope you will sustain, To mark your countenance and hopes discuss, All whilst indulge we time to build rapport.
Is There A Translator In The House?
"I AM A KIND, CARRING, PASSIONIT, TRUSTWORTHY, HONEST, FAITHFUL, LOVING, CHRISTEN MAN, WHO PLAYS NO GAMES AND IS STREIGHT FOWARD. I ALSO AM A BIT OF A ROMANTIC, AND LOVE TO BE ROMANCED. I DONT CHEET ON MY PARTNER AND NEVER WILL. I HAVE A PASSION FOR THE OUT DOORS. I LOVE TO HUNT, FISH, CAMP BIG TIME. I LOVE MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS, AND I AM VERY TIGHT WITH THEM. MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS ARE ALL ALMOST CHRISTIANS. I WOULD LOVE TO FIND A PARTNER WITH THESE SAME GOALS OR INTERESTS. AND TO WANT TO BE OPEN TO ALONG TERM PERMANET COMITMENT, THAT WOULD TURN INTO MERRAGE. "
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