43-50-43

No, those are not your daily Triple Pick lotto numbers. Sadly, they are the age(s) of the guy I went on a date with prior to Thanksgiving. I was under the assumption he was 43. Notsomuch. Recently, I ran across his profile with the following information (now) included.

"Please note that I am fifty years old. I initially listed my age as younger because I am not attracted to MOST women in their fifties. I decided to correct it in the registration, but it won't let you after the first two weeks you join. I have run across some fifty-plus women that are in awesome shape, with good energy and an active, athletic lifestyle. I welcome you to please contact me if that is you! I apologize if this seems deceptive but with my lifestyle, activity level, high energy, and fitness, I seek those in a similar place in life. Saves their time as well as mine. Thanks for understanding!"

Douche, party of 1, your table is now available!

He has since removed the disclaimer and his profile age remains 43.